Favorite Song to Listen to While Cooking
August 29th, 2010|Submit Comment »

Sorry everyone, crazy week and haven’t had time to rant, bitch, cry, complain or cook. Very unproductive for me. Check out my new favorite song and to my millions (tens) of fans, see you after the holiday!
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Heather McDonald’s SpreadEagle
August 22nd, 2010|Submit Comment »

Have you added Twitter yet to your list of addictions? Twitter has skyrocketed all the way up past cigarettes, chocolate, Adderall, vodka and Facebook on my list of “things I need to change”.  What a stupid idea, say something in 144 words or less and people respond just to get in your inner circle.

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Stupid Chocolate Cake w/ Mascarpone & Marshmallow Frosting
August 16th, 2010|2 Comments

No no, the cake is not stupid. Seriously, I’m not trying to say anything bad about cakes. I think people who bake are stupid. How can you lock yourself in a kitchen, cook, wait, cook, wait, cook and wait all day long?  It’s the most ridiculous thing ever. Whenever someone tells me they’ve baked something from scratch two things go through my head. First, I think they must have absolutely nothing better to do with their time and that they are gay.

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